Despatch within 5 days
This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will show you how to walk-the-walk and talk-the-talk of this exclusive community. Soon, you too will be able to go into a chat room and carry on conversations speaking the cryptic 1337 language. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will also review the nature of computer viruses, different practical jokes to play on your desktop and tips on how to live the hacker lifestyle. Join the elite society of computer hackers with 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k as your guide.
Table of Contents
Introduction.
1. Fitting In.
The Ten Laws of Geek
Choosing a New Name
Common Behavior
Speaking Leet
Hacking The Opposite Sex
Project: Make Your Own H4x0r Pack
2. Shortcuts.
Power It Up
Desktop Overview
The Mouse
Mastering the Keyboard
Revisiting the Desktop
Project: Disable All Clicks
3. Customize.
Naming Your Computer
Loving Your Computer
Make Yourself at Home
Mod It
Project: Design Your Own Ascii Graffiti Tag
4. Browsing/E-Mail.
The Internet and Deceit
Successful Searching
E-Mail
Project: Ie and Style Sheets
5. Fundamentals.
Hardware vs. Software vs. The Web
The Registry
Programming/Scripting
Working With Notepad
The File System
Hardware Concerns
Dos/Batch Files
Project: Making Your Own Executable
6. Get The F@*! Out Of My Chat Room!
Fun With Messaging
Irc
Of Mice and Morons
Project: Irc Scripting
7. Advanced Automation.
Windows Script Host
Viruses, Robots, and Ai
Project: Making a Matrix Batch File
8. Paranoia.
Security
What About Mom?
Project: Self-Destruct!
9. Networks.
Sharing Files
Remote Desktop
Footprinting
Wardriving
Project: Cubicle Fun
10. Beyond Windows.
Reverse-Engineering
Packet-Sniffing
Hacking Off-Line
Project: Know Your Numbers
11. Conclusion.
The Future, Right Now
Learn to Adapt (Evolution of Technology)
What Do I Do Now?
Recommended Sites & Software
Final Words
Project: Making Your Own Executable (The Hard Way)
About the Author
h4x0r h4ndb00kabout the author
hello, my name is tapeworm, and i am a freelance contract hacker amongst other things. the first thing i ever learned about computers (when i was first introduced by a friend) was the wide variety of hacking programs floating around on the internet, it wasn't long after that my mom brought home our first computer and i took immediate control. i just wanted to research information, build web pages and play in chat rooms; whereas my mother just wanted to sit and play solitaire for hours (obsessive gaming: a geek at heart). i needed a plan, and fast.
i started coming up with ways to make it appear as though things were wrong with the computer, then she would leave and tell me to fix it. every time she would have me fix something when there was nothing actually wrong, i'd get at least a couple extra hours of playtime. i got better over time, and before i knew it i no longer had a social life.
my evil plans were eventually foiled when she was re-married to an electrician, but luckily by that time i had my own computer anyway. currently i contribute my free time to the open-source community, and i can be reached by my leet e-mail address at: worm@icodeviruses.com
be sure to visit my site: http://www.icodeviruses.com
